Cartoon characters do not look for a mate based on the principle of a horoscope. But Belle And Monsters and everything worked out perfectly. What would happen if cartoon characters listened to the advice of astrologers? We decided to conduct a little investigation so that you can determine which character according to your zodiac sign is closest to you.
Aries – Masha
Masha– restless and stubborn. No matter who, this little girl can always achieve what she wants. Often, even if she is wrong, she stands her ground. And if she comes across a man who is not indifferent to her, she will definitely drive him crazy with her care (be it a relative, friend or lover).
Aquarius – Belle
Aquarius They always approach the choice of partners very carefully and are ready to endure for a long time, just to mold the person next to them into a prince. U Belle it worked out quite well. Not everyone can endure such unbearable things. Monster! The most interesting thing is that she did not put pressure on him, the prince simply suddenly realized the power of authority. To all other, Belle– very hardworking and smart.
Pisces – Eeyore
Eeyore, of course, not a princess, but also a very interesting and colorful character. A dreamy donkey is always willing to speculate on eternal topics, is distinguished by a rich imagination, hard work and tends to idealize the world around him. That is why it is very difficult for him to please. But if he chooses a friend, then it’s definitely for life. He also values privacy.
Capricorn - Jane
Firstly, Jane- a true peacemaker. In addition, she has a strong character and can adapt to any conditions, even if at first glance it seems absolutely hothouse. She is also distinguished by her devotion, so Jane’s constancy will not be lacking. She will also protect her lover from any troubles.
Taurus – Fiona
You never know what to expect from her. This young lady will stop a horse and walk into a burning house Shrek will enter and raise an army of orcs. In general, not a woman, but fire. She always needs to take care of someone, so she chooses not the most ideal men as companions, but it is with them that the most wonderful relationships develop. But no matter how strong she is, even in her there is a desire for romance and tenderness.
Gemini - Anastasia
She is the life of the party and will never show that something not very good is happening in her life. But such a girl will be “her guy” in any situation. As a rule, she is very purposeful, but her mood changes at the speed of light, so she can easily give up everything and then regret it. She is also madly in love, but she also does not show it to others.
Cancer – Cinderella
Cinderella will always find a reason to love the most unbearable person - this is one of the main qualities Cancer. Often Cancers they live their lives precisely in order to have a family and children, this is the most important thing for them, and for this they are ready to endure anything: an evil stepmother, and sisters who constantly bully, and hard work... But she believes that she will be rewarded for this. One can even assume that when she marries the prince, she will not leave her family (whatever it may be) broke.
Leo – Megan
Perhaps the sexiest Disney heroine, what do women have? Lviv don't borrow. Megan– cunning, purposeful and daring. He won’t reach into his pocket for a word. She does not immediately open up to people, but if she appreciates a person, she will never give up on him. But in general, like all girls, she dreams of world peace and love.
Virgo – Aurora
This girl is ready to put up with everything that happens in her life. But up to a certain point. Then the little devil inside her wakes up, and she can completely change her life, for example, go in search of answers that previously worried her only indirectly. She is also very hardworking, independent, but often gets depressed... True, she quickly moves away.
Sometimes you really want to have some kind of superpower - to be able to teleport, not sleep for three days in a row, read other people's thoughts or fly. Each of the zodiac signs has unique qualities - some are the bravest, some are the strongest, and some are the smartest. What superhero are you based on your zodiac sign?
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries are distinguished by straightforwardness, ease of communication, reckless courage and childish gullibility. Representatives of this sign do not know how to lose and always achieve their goals. The verdict is obvious!
Your superhero: Captain America
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Will is the main weapon of Taurus. They can move mountains if they are convinced that they are right, and they always go to the end. In addition, this zodiac sign is distinguished by patience and the ability to sacrifice everything for the sake of loved ones.
Your superhero: Green Lantern
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Sharp-tongued Geminis can fight back any villain in a verbal battle, they are smart and will get out of any situation. True, they often exaggerate their own abilities and chat incessantly, which does not deprive them of their charm.
Your superhero: Deadpool
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancers are known to have a sweet tooth, and are always happy to indulge as if they've run a marathon and just need a candy bar. Representatives of this sign also have excellent imagination and innate caution. And what superhero is capable of, if not defeating the villain, then very quickly hiding from him?
Your superhero: Flash
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Representatives of this sign always want to be the first in everything - super strong, super beautiful, super smart.
Your superhero: Superman
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Representatives of this sign have the ability to think intelligently and not lose their heads in any situation. They are smart, insightful and always ready to defend goodness and justice.
Your superhero: Batman
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Charm, a sense of humor and an eternal desire will please everyone - these are the qualities that characterize the majority of representatives of this sign. They are smart, charismatic and often cannot make up their minds and doubt that they are right.
Your superhero: Spider-Man
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpios have innate leadership qualities and high intelligence, often achieve success in business and enjoy success with members of the opposite sex. In short, geniuses, millionaires, playboys, philanthropists.
Your superhero: Iron Man
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The greatest optimists are born under this sign. In the world of Sagittarius, logic reigns, and the concept of honor and nobility is not an empty phrase for them. It's like they came from another planet!
Your superhero: Thor
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Incredibly hardy, hard-working Capricorns are capable of defeating anyone, just give them more time! They also cannot stand lies and hypocrisy, and, as a rule, are endowed with extraordinary external characteristics.
Your superhero: Wonder Woman
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Representatives of this sign always prefer intellectual work to physical work, and their rich imagination allows them to travel without leaving the confines of one room. They also have a unique feature - to gather around them the most talented and wonderful people.
Your superhero: Professor X
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Despite their outward isolation, Pisces have a kind heart. They are always ready to support with advice, and their responsiveness and ability to listen can heal in the literal sense of the word.
Your superhero: Wolverine
In the reserved and dense wild Murom forests.
All sorts of evil spirits wander around in clouds and sow fear in passers-by.
Kikimoras live in enchanted swamps.
They will tickle you to the point of hiccups and drag you to the bottom.
The unrelenting energy of the ruling planet, Mars, influences the poor animal with such force that everyone around him runs around with burnt holes and smells of burning. Therefore, his undying care and attention, like himself, is difficult not to notice. He burns with all parts of speech honestly and straightforwardly, but it would be better to remain silent. The Serpent Gorynych is impulsive, he should count to thirty and think carefully with each of his heads before flying and creating, destroying everything to the ground.
He fails to try on someone else’s skin; not a single skin can fit such a large-scale personality. Therefore, this is crawling, flying, sleeping and flame-throwing self-confidence, exorbitant pride and the ultimate truth. An ardent supporter of polite dictatorship and tactfully imposing his own opinion with targeted fire, but will not be the first to get into a fight.
Each barrel contains a massive plug that seeks to control the owner of the barrel, the drink, and the barrel. Thinks globally, on a grand scale, greatly exaggerating facts. If you are sick all over, then three at once; if you have eaten one knight with the appetite, you swear that you have eaten a dozen. He doesn’t blush, because the green one sacredly believes every word he says.
What else can a naive, gullible, noble reptile believe in our cruel times? It is true that the Serpent Gorynych grovels with dignity, devotion, of his own free will, and only before the humiliated and insulted. For this they pay him, usually with black ingratitude, trying to step on his tail and chop off all three heads at once. The evil spirits shine with acting talent, pretending to be dead so that the rushing crowd can arrange a festive volcanic eruption.
If you have a Brownie in your apartment, don’t despair, consider yourself very lucky, you bought a Taurus, and a Golden one, at a low price. Take a deep breath and don’t breathe anymore, think about material things, don’t ask yourself the stupid question every day: “Where did the money go?” When money appears in the house, it is immediately stored in a reliable bank, which you cannot get to without a good reason or petition.
It’s better to think about something spiritual, for example, about the soul, because Domovoy, although caring and practical, is an evil spirit, and a hectic life awaits you. The brownie is jealous, stubborn, selfish, unyielding in disputes, so it is better to silently agree to everything. The situation is especially unenviable when you moved in with your Domovoy samovar, but the previous residents did not take their Domovoy, and you do not have an address to express everything you think about them. You will have to live in hell for some time. The house will become unbearably hot, you will be accused of all mortal sins, beating, pricking, cutting household items will fly around, you will be tormented by insomnia and otherworldly dark voices that tediously find out who is boss in the house. If you thought this concerned you, relax and take your mind off things.
When communicating with Domovoy on business matters, for example, you cannot find something missing from its usual place, stand in the corner of the room and say loudly: “Domovoy, Domovoy, play and play and give it back!” The phrase will have to be repeated three hundred and thirty-three times, the brownie is a brake on principle.
Wildly changeable nature, shampoo and conditioner in one bottle. Three minutes ago, Leshy gave you a headache and gave you heat in the land of coal, which was not how they stood, whistled, picked mushrooms, and now it carefully blows coolness, like an air conditioner. What if you started sweating while you were sorting things out with him? Because in order to sort things out with Leshy, you need angelic patience, a sense of humor and a lot of free time.
To listen to Leshy, everyone except him has arms, legs, and heads growing from the wrong place. You’ll have to turn your skin inside out, change your right shoe for a left one, your left one for a right one, and guiltily walk away on business so that Leshy will spare you and not talk about twelve hours a day on any freely given topic. Don’t sit on a tree stump, don’t eat the pie - he’ll talk too much, confuse you, and choke on the pie.
The goblin has three gifts: the gift of speech, the gift of deeds and the gift of tediousness, and he gives them away freely. Ruled by the fleet-footed Mercury, Leshy is as mobile as mercury, running around, flickering around, peddling a useless decoction of freshly dug moss. Better than him, no evil spirits can clutter up and quickly turn a normal, spacious forest into a slum.
The goblin does not lie, but plays with his imagination, does not confuse his tracks, but jokes, does not plot, but has fun, is not late, but lingers. Therefore, he is an excellent politician, an intriguer and a talented critic of everyone and everything, but, like Vodyanoy, he is not appreciated in his native forest.
Emotional, sentimental, dreamy, sensitive, affectionate and good-natured evil spirits. A dual, contradictory nature, she loves change and variety, she wants to be with women, then with girls, either to be a domestic, dependent Kikimora, or a wild-free, swamp Kikimora. Having quarreled with Vodyanoy, she runs to Domovoy, offended by Domovoy, returns to Vodyanoy, torn between home and swamp, as a rule, unhappy and misunderstood in her personal life.
He has the gift of foresight; if you get drunk from the hoof, it means you’ll become a little goat; if you foolishly go drown yourself in a swamp, it means you’re not all at home. In any case, you will need an ambulance to help Kikimora. She will scream at you mentally, put a hundred leeches on you, pour cold water on you, smear you in healing mud, wrap you in mud and put you under a bush to recover.
Kikimora is selfless, knows how to keep secrets, you can trust her with a gold coin while you lie down under a bush. She will bury it, and by morning you will have a whole tree strewn with gold. If suddenly the tree does not grow, and Kikimora has forgotten in which field of fools she buried the coin, do not despair, the main thing is not the result, but the care and attention shown. Kikimora is a faithful and devoted friend; if you fall into her claws, you are doomed.
Now for you and your children up to the seventh generation they will think one thing, say another and do a third. It won’t be boring, it won’t seem too small, because Kikimora has indomitable energy and a rich imagination.
The king of beasts, who retired to a dubious rest, fell into childhood and returned to his roots. He goes to the right - he starts a song, to the left - he tells a fairy tale, he does it masterfully with great charisma, even if he has neither hearing nor voice. It can lull you to sleep, even if it’s not the time, not the place, and you weren’t going to sleep. If you fall asleep, you will fall asleep forever, but you will see colorful dreams, like Cat Bayun goes to the right - the song starts, to the left...
Posing and boasting are in Kot Bayun’s blood; he will turn a primitive hut on chicken legs into a Melodramatic One Actor Theater if a grateful viewer “appeared without getting dusty.” Endowed with intelligence and magnetism, but often suffers from amnesia: “I am not me, and the kittens are not mine, where I was, whom I finished off with my intellect, magnetized tightly - I don’t remember.”
Generous and noble: “I forgive everyone to whom I owe!” Loves to take care of, especially the weak: mouse, bunny, hamster, bird, fish. He takes care of him for a long time, carefully, with interest, and can then mercifully release him into the wild if he has had enough of playing. You should take vigilant care of it - feed it with sour cream, fresh meat, drink cream, stroke its fur, comb out fleas, otherwise it will wither and refuse to be the meaning of your life. Don't flatter yourself,
The cat Bayun is a wild animal, no matter how you feed him, he keeps looking into the forest. A stubborn, arrogant and damn smart predator, if he needs to get that sausage over there, will hunt until the sausage is surrendered to the mercy of the winner. If Cat Bayun suddenly flared up, it’s their own fault; the soft sofa where he’s used to lying is too dusty, and his lordly inclinations require respectful and careful treatment.
In fact, this is Vasilisa the Wise, tired of the bustle and disillusioned with the human race, which she knows as flaky. A misanthrope and a cynic, a retired eminence grise who secluded himself in the wilderness for cunning weaving of beaded intrigues. Peacefully brews potions, dries fly agarics for the winter, so that on occasion he can treat his neighbor who has wandered into the forest.
Baba Yaga is a closed nature, overly cautious, boring and demanding, she will check seven times why you came, and only once she will cut off your tail right to the ears, because she does not recognize any compromises, you are torturing the matter, but you are trying to get away with it, there is no middle ground, “after heavy plowing, lying on the stove, eating rolls” does not work as an argument.
Evil spirits are fair, corrosive and meticulous, read bad thoughts, understand nasty things at a glance, and express themselves adequately in response. A weak strategist, but a strong tactician, is able to “motivate” and send him to hell by handing him a small ball and pointing in the direction with a broom. Baba Yaga’s remarks often hurt, her actions are shocking, her ruthlessness and coldness offend good fellows, but her help is as effective as “dead” + “living” water when you have already been chopped into cabbage.
The evil spirits are hardworking, wasteful, economical and thrifty, but gambling, and “if they are in the mood” they can waste their accumulated funds by playing preference with the Nightingale the Robber. Yaga has an ideal organization of work in her hut, potions are arranged in the correct order, spiders weave webs in strictly designated corners, the cat shits exclusively where it has to, the mice line up and run in a clear sequence like pigs, the flies fly along the intended trajectory. Baba Yaga is taciturn, reserved, but curious, and conducts inquiries with passion over trifles. Carefully! Anything you confuse in your testimony will be used against you.
The northern Slavs of Mar have a rough spirit, a gloomy ghost that is invisible during the day and does evil deeds at night. Mara most readily lives in shallow and damp places, in caves under washed-out shores. A mysterious, cloudy creature, where it will go - it doesn’t know what it will wear - it hasn’t chosen with whom - it’s unknown, why - it hasn’t come up with an idea, most likely it won’t go anywhere at all, because it needs to get up, drag itself, carefully weigh all the pros and cons. against".
Without analyzing the situation, which she herself will muddy to the limit, Mara will not lift a finger, will not move her ear, will not rustle her shroud. You can lure evil spirits only “out of creepy interest.” A supporter of the beliefs: why run when you can stand, why stand when you can sit, and why sit when you can lie down. The slow, ever-doubting evil spirits cannot choose whether to appear in the form of a hunched old woman in black, or to loom as a young woman in white, or to amuse adults at noon, or to frighten little children at midnight.
It’s impossible to combine all the pleasures together, hence the eternal discord with the surrounding reality, because any evil spirits are scary in their image, and Mara has been in light thoughts and leisurely searches for herself for many centuries. It is no coincidence that evil spirits are personified with death by suffocation; just go shopping with it, and you will either strangle it or exhaust yourself.
To be or not to be in this suit is a matter of life, death and your nerves of steel. Mara is an extremely noisy and annoying ghost, arriving at midnight, rattling her chains until six o’clock in the morning, vigorously discussing with you the touching and funny story of “how she came to such a life after death,” even if you are silent, yawning and unsuccessfully trying to fall asleep.
But Mara is not so much your nightmare as a villainous fate incarnate, sheer confusion and slight clouding of reason. He can get you from the other world and tactlessly, but affectionately, blow your brains out. Don’t worry, during the day the evil spirits will not bother you, they are neither visible nor heard when it comes to everyday, dreary work.
If you are determined to swim, prepare for the worst. Cultivate willpower, be patient, learn to breathe evenly, buy waterproof earplugs and white rubber slippers, suddenly a Mermaid will meet on your path in life. Practice swimming on land first, because you can see mermaids even on the way to the bathroom, then water procedures are canceled for the near future. The “Navel of the Earth” is washed first and for as long as it considers necessary. Evil spirits know exactly what SHE wants and she absolutely doesn’t give a damn about what YOU want.
The mermaid will sit on a pebble in the middle of a pond and comb her wonderful hair with a wonderful comb for a very long time, even if she has a short hedgehog on her head. And you should hang out like an enthusiastic idol on the shore in slippers, with a towel at the ready, without breathing, so that no circles in the water interfere with the process. If you interfere, the Rusalka will drown you in a whirlpool of emotions, beat you to death with a comb and drag you to the bottom to build a crystal palace under a snag. The nature is complex, mysterious, emotional, rushing from one extreme to another, now sitting in a lake, now climbing into a bottle on an oak tree, now singing sweetly, now screaming with a fire siren, now an angel, now the devil knows what.
Out of love for you, she is capable of giving her voice to a witch, and will immediately turn you into sea foam, because she is so changeable and impulsive. She can be forgiven, she has an internal conflict between the sublime and the base: the top want to bring their unearthly beauty to people, and the bottom has low self-esteem. The mermaid is independent, disobedient, willful, escapes from any net, evil spirits can be manipulated, but carefully, with tight velor gloves. Put more pressure on pity, the Mermaid, somewhere very deep in her soul, is kind and sympathetic.
In fact, it’s Dashing Two-Eyed, but if you wake it up when you haven’t had enough sleep, it will dashingly start shooting you. Evil spirits will grab a bow, arrows, a pillow that comes to hand, carefully take aim, squinting your eyes... it does everything carefully and accurately... you will remember this beautiful one-eyed face for the rest of your short life, leaving an admonition for posterity: DO NOT WAKE UP!
It was about the child Likho that they said: “Seven nannies have a child without an eye.” It grew up, the nannies fell under the dashing natural selection, but the evil spirits retained their restlessness, cheerfulness and energy, as well as their eyelessness. Dashing is a complete idealist and incurable romantic, he believes in a bright future, in love at first sight, in friendship at second sight, in divorce and a maiden name at third.
Stepping on the same rake, she stubbornly turns a blind eye to the human vices of scattering utensils everywhere, so she proudly walks through life with a black eye and scars on her rake-wounded heart.
If you are eager to find out the whole truth about yourself, without fear of an arrow in the ass, a pillow in the ears, or an onion in the eye, go to Likh and ask. Insightful, observant, frank, it will express personal opinion with the directness, tact and inevitability of an armored train flying towards you without brakes. Evil spirits intensely and passionately crave adventure to their bottom, vivid impressions and new sensations, so they carry it and take it... to where it smells dangerous, curious and delicious.
The nature is integral, stubborn, ambitious, fireproof, waterproof, bulletproof and strong-willed. It’s about him that they tenderly say behind his back, “You show off, you’ll erase the figs, you little goat,” but in his eyes, sternly, “the salt of the Earth,” which is fair, it’s not sugar. The only evil spirit not prone to obesity, but don’t risk calling it a walking soup set, it forgives offense if only you, a young eagle, are sitting in a damp dungeon and rattling your chains on your last breath.
The leader and strategist takes full responsibility for the gold obtained in the struggle, over which he voluntarily withers. Values material values “just like that,” in a chest, and not for comfort. You can always cry into his shinbone, he is a pessimist, he will sympathize so much with your grief, radiculitis and a bunch of dental problems that you will immediately understand that it will be worse.
Jealous, but restrained, he solves the problem of his headache radically - with your guillotine. He loves solitude with Vasilisa the Beautiful in the kitchen and with a dozen Ivanov-Tsareviches in the dungeon, because it is more fun to grumble, philosophize, be witty and appreciate everything beautiful in a pleasant company. A maniac and a gambler in everything, he is extremely patient, he can wait and catch up forever, he has time. Prefers to wear a casual suit that is soft, meek, white, fluffy, don’t be fooled, the bunny suit hides a duck, an egg, an iron character.
Lazy, friendly, irresponsible evil spirits, prefers to sit on the branches and constantly whistle at you. The nature is airy, flutters through life, pours water into its mill, successfully spinning the wheel of fortune. He knows very well what, to whom and when to whistle with a dashing brave whistle so that the victim’s ears are blocked, she loses orientation in space, gives up her horse, throws down her weapon and blows in different directions. Most often, the Nightingale the Robber chooses the creative professions of the pen and the axe.
The evil spirits are charming to the point of trembling in the knees, optimistic, sociable, pouring out like a nightingale, so you are tormented by vague doubts, maybe this is not a highwayman, but Robin Hood, who abandoned the comforts of home in order to give freedom and freedom to an unsuspecting traveler.
Nightingale the Robber is inquisitive and compassionate, he will carefully check how far you have been blown by the wind, how many arms and legs you have broken, how much food and uneaten food you have left in your knapsack. Evil spirits are generously gifted by nature, but they do not have time to develop their numerous talents, everything goes to waste.
Creative, but in an eternal search, he easily builds castles in the air, and easily destroys them in front of an astonished public. The Nightingale Robber can be shot, but it is impossible to force him to act contrary to his wishes, even if he realizes the gravity of the consequences of his whistle. A hooligan bird can be caught, imprisoned in a cage, and even a whistling tooth knocked out, but it will still find something to whistle and express itself in an original way.
If you sit in a deep puddle, you are rapidly sucked in, you begin to perish and gurgle indignantly, but suddenly something pale, green, determined appears, which pulls you like a hippopotamus, patriotically praising its native puddle, do not doubt - in front of you is Vodyanoy. He loves his swamp so much that he prefers not to crawl out of it. The truth is, deep down in his soul, the Vodyanoy is a Large Golden Fish, dreams of the seas and corals, dangerous adventures and the fulfillment of any reasonable desires, from a trough to the pillars of the nobility.
An incorrigible romantic under difficult living conditions, he believes in scarlet sails, has the vivid imagination of an oyster and the intellectual potential of a dolphin. The merman is modest, sociable, shy, nervous, when they do not understand his sublime impulses to help his neighbor stay afloat, he gets offended and hides under a snag for a long time.
The soul of evil spirits is delicate and vulnerable, but in the swamp not a single creature appreciates this. Do not pass by bodies of water with bad intentions; it is dangerous for a pure-hearted Vodyanoi to get on your nerves with dirty thoughts. However, Vodyanoy prefers to avoid collisions and flow around obstacles rather than fight them.
Always swims in the depths and looks to the root, they willingly reach out to Vodyanoy for advice, sometimes they drown in it. Evil spirits willingly, suffer a lot and often, are ready to sacrifice themselves and their time, this gives their life meaning and brings variety to their boring everyday life. Vodyanoy - The Swamp King, like any ruler, is thoughtful, lonely, significant and burdened.
Today our magic ball fell into childhood and decided to tell you which character from a children's book you are like.
Capricorn - Moidodyr
A bore and a moral sadist. He takes sincere pleasure in pointing out to others their mistakes and mistakes. Ready to teach how to live for free without SMS 24/7. Those who do not agree to study are given a personal hell, setting up more and more awkward situations for them. When the unfortunate ones are ready to go out the window, he nobly extends a helping hand, forces him to do what he needs, and then confesses his love and diligently praises him. Scary man.
Aquarius - Dunno
Standard goofball. Everything is taken on boldly, everything turns into a sadly fragrant result of the digestive process. A restless thirst for vigorous activity, combined with a complete lack of critical thinking, turns Aquarius into a suitcase without a handle, which is difficult for loved ones to carry and scary to leave behind. Because inside there is uranium, plutonium, TNT, an ampoule with a deadly virus and a detonator, and not at all the serene emptiness that can be seen in the honest eyes of Aquarius.
Pisces - Moomintroll
Eternal child. The fish really need someone to arrange a Real Adventure for them every day, but the lunch should be on schedule and certainly consist of three courses plus compote. Rybka’s friends simply have to be different from everyone else: poor poets, misunderstood artists, writers, actors, musicians, or at least bikers, at worst. The main thing is that they are free individuals, born hippies. Personal freedom, which is typical, implies devoted service to the Fish for a bowl of soup. Which, as you understand, will be provided not by Rybka at all, but by Moominmama of any gender and age.
Aries - Winnie the Pooh
A narcissistic and selfish type. Naive like a child, but aggressive like a bear. Of all the available pleasures, he prefers the simplest ones: eating, drinking, lying on the sofa. He is simple and charming, so he is always surrounded by friends who are ready to do anything for him. He openly uses this, but does not admit it even to himself. He is not distinguished by his intelligence and intelligence, but he is unusually lucky. He is often in a bad mood and lashes out at loved ones. He explains this by the presence of sawdust in his head, so he is innocent.
Taurus - brownie Kuzya
Homely bore. For any reason, he predicts trouble, grief, ruin, pestilence, famine, plague and apocalypse. For a piece of callous Borodinsky, a chest would hang itself, but more likely, of course, it would strangle those around it. She appreciates the comfort of home, but under an important condition: Taurus’s task is to arrange the chests beautifully, and let some Natasha take out the trash. Chests, by the way, with fairy tales, in the composition of which Taurus has no equal and will never have one. But, again, provided that the main character is Taurus himself: a wise, beautiful, sweater-covered child of many talents.
Gemini - Pinocchio
Adventurer, fatalist and informal. He categorically denies all the rules existing in the world, including those dictated by common sense. I am ready to bury not only three soldi on the field of miracles, but also myself, alive, because I believe that the golden key is given only to those who have experienced catharsis. He enjoys hanging out with suspicious people. He almost always rejects those who want to do him good, because he does not tolerate any violence against himself, including unsolicited advice. The case is severe, the stage is terminal, the patient is incurable, like a log. And almost as unsinkable.
Cancer - Doctor Aibolit
Altruist and saint. He puts his life into healing all the sick, warming all the orphans, and cheering up all the poor. For this, I am ready to give up everything I have acquired through backbreaking labor and go to the ends of the world. By the time the poor people understand that they are going to not only be treated, warmed and cheered up, but also re-educated, it is already useless to struggle: the steel claw will not let go of the wretched person until it makes him a man. Of course, Cancer is not at all interested in whether the wretched man considered his life as a scoundrel and a robber boring: the doctor said to the morgue - that means to the morgue!
Lev - Carlson
A moderately well-fed predator in the prime of his life. Passive-aggressive, boastful and shameless asshole. Everyone really likes him because he masterfully knows how to create the illusion of his own exclusivity: rare talents, wealth or secret knowledge multiplied by mystical abilities. In fact, his only mystical ability is to show off his neighbors and manipulate them, but in this he has no equal. He suffers greatly if he is not praised in time, given gifts and fed something tasty. But this rarely happens, since Leo always manages to convince the kids that he is the best thing that happened to them in their lives.
Virgo - Uncle Fyodor
Nonconformist, nihilist, anarchist and grief in the family. The inappropriate framework of existence is simply demolished, not paying attention to the protests of family and friends. He can’t stand any pressure - he prefers to just leave and start his own Prostokvashino with blackjack and Balls. I am ready to take on the role of leader and guru, to lead these little ones to a bright future and along the way to lure those who disagree under my banner. An experienced puppeteer who skillfully sets up hopeless situations, from which he himself nobly saves everyone. In general, it is better to stay away from Virgo, unless, of course, you are a cat.
Libra - Cheburashka
Melancholic with low self-esteem and a full range of complexes. Unable to survive in this big and soulless world without the tutelage of a big and wise uncle with big teeth and impenetrable skin. Pathologically sincere, kind, noble and honest. He panics if someone doesn't like him or doesn't want to be his friend. He denies the concept of evil in principle, but is very afraid of it. Overall the creature is useless, but incredibly cute.
Scorpio - Mowgli
A powerful, aggressive and vengeful ghoul. In life, one is among strangers, a stranger among one's own. Regardless of parenting style, he grows up to be a toothy wolf. Strives for power and demands submission, destroys those who disagree. Those who are of the same blood with him are ready to patronize condescendingly, as elder and wise, completely ignoring the fact that he learned wisdom from them. Conquering ambitions can subside only before the prospect of love adventures. And not for long.
Sagittarius - Cipollino
A fighter for justice and a defender of the humiliated and insulted. He believes that life has been lived in vain if he has not overthrown some failed dictatorial regime. He is completely devoid of logical thinking, information goes straight to the heart, bypassing the brain, and therefore the principle of action is always the same: “We will destroy the whole world of violence to the ground, and then we will build ours, we will build a new world.”© At the same time, he is categorically unable to build even a tower made of cubes, but he is very charming and in a day can gather around himself an army of like-minded people who are ready for anything.They, in fact, will build.
I am Baba Yaga! And who are you?
Even if childhood is far behind, any person still continues to believe in fairy tales. This fabulous horoscope will take you into the world of ancient Russian folklore.
Who are you according to your zodiac sign - a mermaid, kikimora or Baba Yaga? Read soon!
Aries (21.03-20.04): Serpent Gorynych
In every Aries lives the real Serpent Gorynych. This is a very hot character (in every sense of the word). One wrong step in his direction, and you will not be able to escape from his fire-breathing mouth.
Although Gorynych has three heads, he rarely thinks of even one. Therefore, he often does stupid things, especially when he is angry. If it seems to him that you are mistaken in something, he will definitely loudly announce it to the whole world. This fairy-tale character always expresses his opinion sharply and straightforwardly.
However, Gorynych also has good qualities. This Snake is extremely decisive, courageous and always thinks globally. The main thing is to direct his inexhaustible energy in the right direction in time.
Advice to Aries: stop being led by your emotions. Before you respond to the offender, calm down and take a deep breath!
Taurus (04/21-05/20): Brownie
Brownie in the house - happiness in the family! Everything is sparkling clean, the flowers are watered, the household is fed. But only if you don’t contradict him on anything. After all, this is a very powerful evil spirit!
The brownie is very jealous, stubborn and loves to argue. In defending his point of view, he will not only be assertive, but also possibly rude. That's his character!
Advice to Taurus: if there is another Taurus living in your house, it is better to immediately decide who is boss.
Gemini (21.05-21.06): Leshy
Leshy are absolutely sincerely confident that no one knows life except them. And this confidence is accompanied by amazing talkativeness and energy.
He is able to spend hours proving to others that they are wrong, without ever repeating himself. Nature has not deprived Leshy of the gift of words! Among other things, he can confuse his tracks so much that he himself does not understand how he ended up in this or that situation.
Advice to Gemini: all goblins are excellent intriguers and manipulators. Therefore, you can make an excellent politician and, of course, a talented critic.
Cancer (06.22-07.22): Swamp kikimora
Kikimora is a very sensitive, sentimental, affectionate and emotional evil spirit. But with all these wonderful qualities, it is very difficult to communicate with her. After all, she usually doesn’t know what she wants. All her life she has been torn apart by irreconcilable contradictions. Either you want to be a caring domestic Kikimora, or a free swamp evil spirit. This is how he lives, running from one shore to the other!
But Kikimora is a wonderful friend. She will definitely listen, sing a lullaby and put you to rest under a marsh bush. He will also reward you with valuable advice! In general, Kikimora is a real gift of fate, especially if she works as a psychologist.
Advice to Cancers: personal relationships with all sorts of Water and Lesha are most often unsuccessful for Kikimora.
Leo (23.07-23.08): cat Bayun
This cat is capable of charming and putting anyone to sleep. Even the one who had no intention of sleeping at all! The cat Bayun is endowed with special magnetism. Although he is selfish, narcissistic and stubborn, people still idolize him, admiring his special talents and virtues. And he graciously allows them to do this!
It's all about charisma and amazing self-confidence. Cat Bayun can brazenly distort fairy tales and howl songs out of tune, but he does it with such self-esteem that no one dares to reprimand him. With his uncompromising tone, he will easily convince you that you are wrong. Especially if you were right.
Advice to Leos: use your oratorical abilities only for good purposes!
Virgo (24.08-23.09): Baba Yaga
Once upon a time, Baba Yaga was Vasilisa the Wise, but life experience made her pragmatic and cynical, and even secretive. Now Yaga sits endlessly in her hut, stirring potions and drying fly agaric mushrooms for uninvited guests. Until they pass all the tests, they will never show the way to Koshchei. And Yaga’s tasks will be very difficult!
Trying to outsmart this old lady is futile. She will fool anyone herself. In addition, Yaga has a natural instinct for lies. Baba Yaga loves cleanliness and order very much. It’s only at first glance that her hut is a complete mess. In fact, every speck lies in its place, and mosquitoes and flies fly along a strictly defined trajectory.
Advice to Virgos: Baba Yaga is demanding both of herself and of others. But sometimes you should still drop everything and just fly on a mortar!
Libra (24.09-23.10): Mara
The mysterious Mara often sits idle, but not because she is lazy. Why does she wander aimlessly around the ancient castle, suffering herself and making others suffer? The thing is that Mara is not able to quickly make a firm decision. Before starting to do something, she needs to carefully weigh the pros and cons. And this takes a lot of time!
Mara also incredibly loves to discuss issues of “life and death” with everyone around her. She can make an elephant out of absolutely any fly. If you have this evil spirit among your friends, get ready to listen to their whining for hours.
Advice to Libra: if your friends do not push you to take decisive action, then you will spend an eternity in thoughts and melancholy.
Scorpio (10.24-11.22): Mermaid
The mermaid swims in her own pool of emotions and comes out of there extremely rarely. She is an incredibly mysterious, complex and nervous person who often rushes from one extreme to another. This beauty is quite capable of falling in love with a sailor whom she has seen only once in her life. Give your voice to the sea witch for his sake, and then... beat your beloved with your tail. Simply because she was in a bad mood. Wrong phase of the moon, you understand...
In this beautiful creature there is a constant struggle between high ideals and base desires. Without a doubt, Freud would have had room to turn around here! At first glance, mermaids are very selfish, but at heart they are all sympathetic and kind.
Advice for Scorpios: try not to swim deep into the pool of emotions. And if you start to be dragged to the bottom, start putting pressure on pity.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21): Dashing One-Eyed
Dashing One-Eyed most resembles a big child. It is incredibly cheerful, energetic and has an inexhaustible supply of optimism. Even if he gets burned for the thousandth time, Likho will not give up his faith in people. So it will go through life with a huge number of scratches and an eternal smile over its only eye.
And Dashing One-Eye is a very romantic person who believes in eternal love at first sight (perhaps this is why he is so often mistaken). Overall, this is an incredibly dreamy creature and a 100% idealist.
Advice for Sagittarius: You can spend your entire life searching for your ideal soul mate. Take a closer look at those who truly love you!
Capricorn (22.12-20.01): Koschey the Immortal
Koschey is a born leader who has unquestioned authority. Even his enemies respect him. And this is not surprising, because Koscheyushka has a strong will and a steely character. Most often, he tries to hide his toughness under the guise of tenderness and care, but under certain circumstances he can become a real tyrant!
Koschey is an integral and mature person who always knows exactly what and who she wants. It’s not for nothing that he received the nickname “Immortal.” Neither fire, nor water, nor copper pipes can take this evil spirits, so Koschey endures all the cataclysms of life with great dignity.
Advice to Capricorns: no one knows how to achieve their goals better than Koshchei. The main thing is not to make a mistake when setting it up!
Aquarius (21.01-18.02): Nightingale the Robber
This robber is the most irresponsible and charming evil spirit! The nightingale rarely thinks about such boring things as home, family, career, etc. He dreams of flying in the clouds and living in his own castle in the air. True, for now you have to sit on a tree, whistle and rob passers-by!
However, this lifestyle does not at all prevent the Nightingale the Robber from being very popular. He puts you at ease from the very first minutes of meeting you. In addition, Nightingale firmly believes in his luck, which rarely fails him. That is why he lives freely, without worrying about tomorrow!
Advice to Aquarius: creativity and resourcefulness, which you are endowed with beyond measure, will help you find a way out of any situation.
Pisces (02/19-03/20): Water
The merman lives in a small puddle, but at the same time dreams of the vast ocean, long journeys, coral reefs and reckless adventures. Don't be afraid! In the end, he will not float away anywhere, because deep down in his soul he is incredibly attached to his native puddle.
Fantasies often replace real life for Vodyanoy. Thanks to them, he escapes from the drabness of everyday life. Other fairy-tale heroes usually do not understand the sublime and vulnerable nature of the Vodyanoy. Therefore, he has to look for interlocutors among random guests of the swamp.
Advice to Pisces: it’s better for you not to prove anything to anyone, and just float away all obstacles.
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